in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”
spirit james being completely outraged that his hair isn’t messy enough in the statue erected in their honor
"That daft wanking punk just rubbed your boob for luck. Who does that?!?"
“You weren’t throwing a fit when that tart rubbed your arse last week, James”
“Can’t fault her, love, I had a very fine arse. At least they got that right”
"Sodding fuck, they put me in round glasses"
“They made me five-eleven but I’m six one.”